My parents thought my friends were bad influences, but honestly, I was usually the one coming up with bad ideas.
Girl: I'm jealous. Boy: Don't be jealous, baby! Girl: Why not? Boy: Bcoz you have something that they don't. Girl: What? Boy: My heart.
When a boy calls you cute, he likes your face. When he calls you hot, he likes your body. When he calls you beautiful, he likes your heart.
In those days, parents wanted their girl to get married to a good boy. Nowadays parents want their boy to get married to a good girl.
Boy: Hey, I've got two words 2 say. Girl: What? Boy: I Love U! Girl: Huh... Isn't that 3 words? Boy: No!(U)&(I) are one.
6 year old boy: I love you, Mom! Mom: My cute little darling! 18 years old boy: I love you, Mom! Mom: Just get lost, I am not going to give you even a single penny!