Ek ladka girl hostel ke samne muth mar raha tha chauki dar ye tu ka kar rahe ho abe dikhai nahi deta mai apni girl frnd ko bluthooth se ch*d raha hun..
Boy: boys are stronger than girls. girl: oh! please, can you carry a 7 pound baby in your stomach for 9 months ?? can you cook, clean & talk on the phone at the same time ?? can you burn your forehead with a curling iron and not complain ?? can you walk all day in 5 inch heels ?? can you cry all night then wake up the next morning like everything is okay ?? remember guys, women are only helpless until their nail polish dries ;-)
Science tichar: agar koi ladki behosh ho jaye to use kiss karo to thik ho jaingi. student: magar ladki ko behosh kaise kiya jaye.
Sarderji studying in 8th standard, went to buy his books. shopkeeper:sorry we dont have the maths book for 8th. srdr:no prbm, give me two books of 4th std.
Baniya : kal tumhare mayke jane ke baad raat ko chor aa gaye. unhone mujhe khub pita aur murga bhi bana diya. wife : to kya aapne shor nahi machaya. baniya : mein kya darpok hu jo shor machaunga!!
Rangeen ho tum rango se zyada mehkte ho tum phulo se zyada smart ho tum mujh se zyada agar ye sochte ho tum to bewkoof ho tum had se zyad
Aankho me noor hai, chehre pe suroor hai, koi maange mera number to de dena. . qki . meri shaadi abhi bahut doooooooooor hai.
Golu to rickshawala: are o bhai khali ho kya. rickshawala: ha bilkul khali hu. golu: chalo fir tash khelte hai.
Na dil ko behlane ke liye, na ghar me sajane ke liye. bas aapki ek tasweer chahiye, apne khet se "kauve" bhagane ke liye.! hurrrrrrrrr..!
Jab mangni ke bad lambey arsy tak shadi naki jaye to faida kis ko hota hai? larke ko? . no larki ko? . no . “mobile company ko..
1 fauji jung k dauran hawai jahaj se chalang lagate huwe bola:"jay kali ma"kali ma boli: "kali hogi teri ma ab main b fair & lovely lagati hu.
Teen boy : dad i wnt 2 b like ghandhiji. dad:good y not.! boy:thanx dad so lets $tart vth marriage as gandhiji wer mrried age of 14.