Farhan & rancho scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak rancho ud gaya q? qki behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 ab msg padhna bandh karo or kaha gaya use dhundo..
Zor se chali hawa udd gye aap wah wah zor se chali hawa udd gye aap fir? fir kya? ruk gayi hawa or gir gye aap common sense yaar :-)
Kyon mera dil dukhate ho? kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho? mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum . . . vim bar se nahaate ho....!!!
W6y w0y w8yw9x nahi samajh aya? zara ulta karke dekho. . . . . . . . . . . . hahaha popat! *jab sidha samaj nhi aya to ulta kya ghanta samajh aayega.
Sardarji creates new email id: . . . . . . . . [email protected] hacker dies virus cries google shocks computer blocks once again sardar rocks...!!!
Suhaag raat thi, saas ne darwaza knock kiya, dulhan bhag k chup ne lagi, dulha darti kyon ho maa hai dulhan-oh! mujhe laga aaj fir police ki raid pad gai.
Tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah patti dali dudh me chai ban gai.
Somu- shadi ke bad chain ki nind kaun sota hai? pati ya patni? ramu- dono! patni ghar me soti hai aur pati office me.
Tailor ladki ka maap lete hue:-koi boyfriend hai? girl-ha hai kyon? tlr:-use bolna thode din left side pe zyada dhyaan de, fitting sahi baithegi.
Mere mobile ko sardi lag gai hai. samsung hospital k motorola ward me hai. dr.nokia ka khna hai ki sms ki botale chaiye. plz send sms kyoki mobile icu me hai.
Ek kutiya ne 4 pillo ko janam diya, pillo ne trunt puccha ma -2 papa kaha h, kutiya boli chup! papa sms padh rahe h.
Ek teacher bache ka lunch kha gaya sir-beta ghar ja k mera naam to nahi bataoge bacha-nahi sir, mai mummy se kahunga k meri roti kutta kha gaya.