Ek admi kabar pak baitha tha. musafir-tumhe dar nahi lagta..? admi- darna kyo?? kabar keandar garmilag rahi thi, thodi der bahar aa gaya..
Apko apna bachpan yad hai jab ap khilone ki dukan pe gye aur pucha: uncle us monkey ki kimat kya h aur . . . . . . . . . . dukan wale ne kaha- beta,wo aaina h.
Jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. gor farmaiye.. jungle me sapera bin liye betha tha.. wah wah. saap or bhi kamina tha wo salla earphone lgaye betha tha..
A boy & girl were kissing each other. suddenly girl's daddy comes. daddy-kya kar rahe ho? girl-papa is saale ne meri vaseline laga li thi"wapas" le rahi hu...!
1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.
Munna: kya kar rela he re sarkeat? sarkeat: bhai balb pe baap ka naam likh reyla hun. munna:: kaiyko! sarkeat: baap ka naam roshn karne ka he bhai.
Child looking at mom's br*a*t! mom ye kya? mom- ye gubare h. child- toh mausi k chote kyu? mom- tune uske kaha dekhe? child jab papa unme hawa bhar rahe the.
Bhikhari- kuch khane ko de do, malkin- ghar me khane ko kuch v nahi hai, bhikhari- tab mere sath hi chalie, dono bhikh mangkar khayenge.
Ek indian boy ne 1 chinese girl se shadi ki. ek saal baad hi wo mar gayi. usko rota dekh uska dost bola: afsos hua yaar, par soch china ka maal or kitna chalega?
Door gaun mein ek basti thi, wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi, unki gand mein itni masti thi, jitna dalo utna hasti thi...
Marij-mai ek mahine se roz 50 rs. ki dva le raha hu par faida nahi huaa, doctor-koi baat nahi kal se mai tumhe 40 rs. ki dva dunga, 10 rs. ka faida hoga.
Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne byfnd ko call kiya kaha mere ghar pe koi nhi he ladka uski ghar pe gya sach me koi nhi tha taala laga hua tha.:-p ;-)