A man went to a pharmacy and asked the attendant, "do you have viagra for women?" attendant: jewellry store is across the street!
Whenever your wife complains that you keep missing the toilet bowl, take her outside, hand her the garden hose between her legs and see how well she manages!
Do you why women talk too much and men think too much? because women have 4 lips and men have 2 heads!
A very short story and an end to a friendship. madhvi was breastfeeding her son while her neighbour shilpa sat nearby. madhvi asked her friend, "does my son resemble me or his father?" replied shilpa, "he looks like you, but he sucks exactly like his father!" the end
Girl: i just broke up with my boyfriend. me: awww... let me know if you need a shoulder to put your legs on!
There's a difference between men and women when they say, "i used up a whole box of tissues watching that film!"
Airhostess: sir, would you like some headphones? passenger: sure, but how do you know my name is phones?
If she starts drawing shapes around your nips after sex, just get up and leave because a stupid-ass question is coming!
A man was admitted to the hospital today with 20 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. doctors have described his condition as stable!