English sext: i am wet, i want you. hindi sext: yaad piya ki aane lagi, haaye bheegi bheegi raaton mein!
I was so innocent during my college days. when my girlfriend asked me to do the missionary, i quit college and joined the seminary!
Orgasms are one of the healthiest forms of stress relief. so when i tell you to go fuck yourself, it's because i care!
Breaking news: another covid forced merger. victoria secret to merge with smith & wesson. the new company will be called titty titty bang bang!
The reason women will never start proposing is that the moment they get on their knees... . . . . . . men will start unzipping!
My neighbour's wife discovered that i am active in the stock market. every morning she asks, "aaj chadega kya?"
People always tell me to practice safe sex but i tried it and my dick couldn't fit into the tiny keyhole!
There's a big difference between men and women when they say they finished a whole box of tissues watching that film last night!
Wife: i'm having a headache. husband: do you know that sex can cure headaches? wife: no thanks, i prefer paracetamol. at least, it lasts for more than 3 minutes!
Lady: i have a husband i could never trust. he cheats on me all the time. i am not even sure if the baby i am carrying is his!