The dick song at different ages: 15-18: pehla nasha 18-30: dhoom macha le dhoom 30-40: kabhi khusi kabhi gham 40-55: kal ho na ho... 55+ : pappu can't dance sala...
A towel can make your career. ~ ranbeer kapoor a towel can destroy your career. ~ sreesanth you can make your career without a towel. ~ sunny leone
Actresses generally end up removing clothes as their careers begin to fade. sunny leone is the only one who has started putting on clothes!
Teacher: what do you know about sensex? pappu: when someone engages in copulation with riya sen, raima sen, rimi sen, konkana sen or sushmita sen, et al., it's called "sen sex"!
Mahesh bhatt was explaining a romantic scene to the actors, "real love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction". sunny leone: sorry to interrupt you mahesh ji, but if i'm not wrong, you're explaining the doggy style... right?
Public at theatre screamed: "daab milkha daab" when farhan akhtar got intimated by the russian female!
Shahid kapoor must have rejected "grand masti" because he must have thought that the letter 'r' is unnecessarily added to the title!
The movie madrass cafe is on rajiv gandhi; satyagraha is on anna hazare; and grand masti is on asaaram bapu!
Dating sunny leone must be like visiting taj mahal. one has possibly seen pictures from all angles already available on the internet!
Pehle "mary kom" movie ka title bhi "bhag milka bhag" ki tarah hi rakha tha. par jab unhone title ko dobara pada to fir to badalna hi pada: "maar mary maar`!