In pk, aamir khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
Q: what's the biggest tragedy in the movie 'sholay'? a: well, first of all thakur's wife dies and to make matters worse, gabbar cuts off thakur's hands.
Ajit: mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today? mona: yes boss, you're simply great. but how do you really come to know about it? ajit: i see dandruff on your shoes!
Nobody knows aam aadmi of india the way ekta kapoor does. she keeps women happy with saas-bahu serials and men with sunny leone!
Arz kiya hai.... . . koyal boli , duniya doli... . arz kiya hai.. . koyal boli , duniya doli., . . . . . . . . anuskha ke chakkar me barbad ho gya virat kohli.:d:d
Sunny leone doing bold scenes in "jism 2" is like appearing for 5th class exam after having completed schooling!