Animal Jokes

Q: what's the difference between a cheetah and a lion ? a: a cheetah has the mane part missing

Q: what is cheetah's favorite food ? a: baked beings !

Q: on which day do cheetah eat people ? a: chewsday !

Q: why did the chicken go to kfc? a: he wanted to see a chicken strip.

Q: which day of the week do chickens hate most? a: fry-day!

Q: how did the headless chicken cross the road? a: in a kfc bucket.

Q: what happens when you drop a hand gren-egg? a: it eggs-plodes!

Q: what do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce in its eye? a: chicken caesar salad (chicken sees a salad)

Q: why did the piece of gum cross the road? a: because it was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Q: whats the difference between meat and chicken? a: if you beat your chicken it dies.

Q: what did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy? a: "you scratch my beak and i'll scratch yours!"

Q: what did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken? a: she kicked the bucket!