Animal Jokes

Q: why can't you play cards in the african savvana? a: because of all the cheetahs!

Q: what is tiger woods now changing his name to? a: "lion cheetah!"

Q: if tiger woods is not really a tiger then what is he? a: a cheetah!

Q: why didn't the leopard cross the road? a: he didn't want to get spotted.

Q: which side of a cheetah has the most spots? a: the outside!

Q: what animal is bad to sit by when you're taking a test? a: a cheetah.

Q: what's a cheetah running a copy machine called? a: a copycat!

Q: did you hear about the fat cat that lost everything trying to count cards at the casino? a: cheetahs never prosper.

Q: what do you get if you cross a cheetah and a sheep? a: a polka dot sweater.

Q: what's spotted and goes round and round? a: a cheetah in a revolving door.

Q: why can't leopards escape from the zoo? a: they always get spotted.

Q: what do you get if you cross a cheetah with a watchdog ? a: a terrified postman !