Q: why was the cat sitting on the computer? a: to keep an eye on the mouse!
Q: what is the most breathless thing on television? a: the pink panther show!
Q: what did the cat say when he lost his toys? a: you got to be kitten me.
Q: what is a cat's favorite color? a: purple!
Q: what do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? a: a stripey jumper!
Q: what do you get if you cross a chick with an alley cat? a: a peeping tom.
Q: what did the alien say to the cat? a: take me to your litter.
Q: how are tigers like sergeants in the army? a: they both wear stripes!
Q: how does a lion greet the other animals in the field? a: 'pleased to eat you.'!
Q: do you want to hear a bad cat joke? a: just kitten.
Q: what is a french cat's favorite pudding? a: chocolate mousse!
Q: what looks like half a cat? a: the other half!