Animal Jokes

Q: what do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog? a: a terrified postman!

Q: what do you call a pile of kittens? a: a meowtain

Q: when is a lion not a lion? a: when he turns into his cage!

Q: why don't cats like online shopping? a: they prefer a cat-alogue.

Q: what did the cat say when he lost all his money? a: i'm paw!

Q: did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? a: she had a litter of mittens.

Q: what do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? a: kitty perry

Q: there were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. how many were left? a: none, because they were copycats!

Q: what do you call a cat in a station wagon? a: a car-pet

Q: what do tigers wear in bed? a: stripey pyjamas!

Q: what do you call the cat that was caught by the police? a: the perpetrator.

Q: why did the cat put the letter "m" into the fridge? a: because it turns "ice" into "mice"!