Q: what do you call 144 camels in a box? a: gross!
Q: what is a camels favorite nursery rhyme? a: humpty dumpty
Q : what does a caterpillar do on new years day? a : turns over a new leaf!
Q :what's green and dangerous? a : a caterpillar with a machine gun!
Q: what pillar doesn't need holding up? a : a caterpillar!
Q : what is the definition of a caterpillar? a : a worm in a fur coat!
Q : what has stripes and pulls a tractor? a : a caterpillar tractor!
Q : where do french caterpillars go to die? a : in the catercombs.
Q : what's a caterpillar's favorite weapon? a : a caterpolt!
Q : where did bill cosby order his sweaters? a : in caterloges
Q : how do you know when your cat's done cleaning herself? a : she's smoking a cigarette.
Q: what is it called when a cat wins a dog show? a: a cat-has-trophy!