Q: what did the bunny give his girlfriend when he asked her to marry him? a: a 13-carrot ring!
Q: do bunnies use combs? a: no, they use hare brushes!
Q: why did the little girl wash her bunny? a: because her hare was dirty!
Q: where do easter bunnies go to dance? a: to the basket ball!
Q: what do you call a bunny that has fleas? a: bugs bunny!
Q: how do you know carrots are good for your eyes? a: did you ever see a bunny with glasses?!
Q: what kind of music does a bunny listen to? a: hip hop!
Q: why are bunnies so smart? a: because they know how to multiply!
Q: how do bunnies keep their fur neat? a: they use a harebrush!
Q: why is a bunny's nose always so shiny? a: because his powder puff is at the wrong end!
Q: what do you call a holiday that bunnies go when when they first get married? a: bunnymoon!
Q: which bunnies were famous bank robbers? a: bunny and clyde!