Q: did you hear about the rich bunny? a: he was a millionaire!
Q: why did the bunny like the adventure? a: it was a "hare-raising tail"
Q: what do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? a: a bunny rabbit.
Q: what do you call a happy bunny? a: an hop-timist.
Q: what would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee? a: a honey bunny.
Q: how is a rabbit like a cornstalk? a: they both have big ears.
Q: why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny? a: because it runs.
Q: why is a rabbit like a cent? a: because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.
Q: what do you call a bunny who tells jokes? a: a funny bunny!
Q: how are bunnies like calculators? a: they can multiply real fast!
Q: what is a bunny's favorite dance? a: the bunny hop!
Q: what kind of books do bunnies read? a: the ones with happy endings!