Only 20 people are allowed to gather for a funeral - because the spirit has already left the body. 100s are allowed to gather at a liquor shop - because the spirit has to enter the body!
This idiot i met at the bar told me that all punjabis are alcoholics and violent. let me finish my seventh peg. i'm gonna beat the shit out of him and tell him that he's absolutely wrong!
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: flying with your wife to a dream destination or having a drink with your friends, what would you choose? whiskey or beer
Bhakt: baba, vishwas aur andh vishwas mein kya farak hai? baba: jisne daaru di woh namkeen bhi dega, yeh hai vishwas. lekin jisne namkeen diya woh daaru bhi dega, yeh hai andh vishwas!
There are five types of alcoholics: 1) who suffer from memory loss, after drinking. 2) ... sorry i forgot!
Two men walk into a bar. one man orders h2o. the other says, "i'll have h2o too." the second man dies!