Pathan (Apni Patni Se): Begam Munne Ne Cockroch Kha Liya! Patni: Haay Rabba Jaldi Doctor Ko Bulaao! Pathan: To Tention N Le Maine Munne Ko Mortin Pila Di Hai!
Pappu: (Doctor Se): Kya Aap Bina Dard Kiye Bhi Dat Nikal Lete Ho? Doctor: Nahi To! Pappu: Mai Nikal Leta Hu Doctor:Kaise? Pappu: Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Hi Ha Ha Ha
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