Bill Gates: So, how's heaven, Steve?
Steve Jobs: Great! It just doesn't have any wall or fence.
Bill Gates: So...?
Steve Jobs: So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you.
Steve Jobs: Oh, what rumour?
Bill Gates: That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.
Steve Jobs: Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven!