Doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse

Doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse? . santa:- ji biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi… . doctor:- toh khane se mana kr dete…. . santa:- ji wahin toh kia tha….:)

Doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

इतनी मुद्दत बा'द मिले हो कुछ तो दिल का हाल कहो

kahin ek masum nazuk si laDki mare zikr par jhenp jati to hogi

कहीं एक मासूम नाज़ुक सी लड़की मरे ज़िक्र पर झेंप जाती तो होगी

KHayal-o-KHwab ki ab rahguzar mein rahta hai

ख़याल-ओ-ख़्वाब की अब रहगुज़र में रहता है

Doctor to santa:- apke samne k teen daant tute kayse

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