Teacher: What do you do after school?
1st Student: I go and buy weed from Baba.
2nd Student: I always go and buy cigarettes from Baba.
3rd Student: I go and buy cocaine from Baba.
4th Student: I always stay at home and do my homework.
Teacher: You are a great student, I hereby appoint you as the class monitor. You are a good example to other students. What's your name?
4th Student: Baba!