Santa was caught by mughal soldiers
And they took him to their king akbar.
Akbar: kaun ho tum?
Santa: jahanpanah, main santa hun.
Akbar: itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue:
Ji... main...vo... kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: nahin jahanpanah,
Aisa mat kariye,
Please mujhe banda hi rehne do.