Sadak pe phool bechne wala ek aadmi ko bola
phoolwala: “sahab, apni girlfriend ke liye phool le lo”
ladka: “meri koi girl-friend nahi hai”
phoolwala: “to mangetar ke liye le lo”
ladka: “meri mangetar bhi nahi hai”
phoolwala: “to biwi ke liye hi le lo”
ladka: “arey bhai meri biwi bhi nahi hai, kunwara hun”
phoolwala khushi se muskurate hue: “aye duniya ke khush-kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free mein le le“