Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas

Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas?
Me: Nothing, I just got some important stuff to do.
Inner Me: Saala Month End Mein Kuch Bachta Nahi Hai, Aur Uppar Se Itni Thand... Ghar Pe Hi Rahunga Bas!

Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas

एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
और;
एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

One thing i like about online shopping is that nobody jud.......

Santa: my wife only has sex with me for a purpose.
banta: they are all alike. mine is very demanding and i have to but her something every time i convince her to engage in the act. even your's d.......

Banta: how many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
santa: i enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
banta: just 2 pegs?
santa: the rest of the bottle is f.......

फ़िल्म "भाग मिल्खा भाग" नहीं बनती तो नई पीढ़ी जान हीं नहीं पाती कि डी

अगर किसी ‪रानी‬ को ‪राजा‬ ना मिल रहा हो

Sindhi : Aap Kahan Rahte Ho

School ki life:10+2tak College ki life:pado jab tak

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Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas

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