I am going on a World Tour to study how I can reduce my wasteful

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling .......

The world is not full of assholes. But they are strateg.......

If I offended anyone with my comments, I.......

May your life be some day as awesom.......

I'm not 40, I'm eighteen w.......

The longest 5 seconds in anyone's life is wai.......