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Denise sees the fleece;
Denise sees the fleas.
At least, Denise could sneeze;
And feed and freeze the fleas!

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How many boards
Could the Mongols hoard
If the Mongol hordes got bored?

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I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.
Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits!

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Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

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The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday!

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The butter Betty Botter bought could make her batter bitter, so she thought she'd better buy some better butter!

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Swan swam over the pond,
Swim swan swim!
Swan swam back again - Well swum swan!

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A good cook could cook good!

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Whether the weather is hot;
Whether the weather is cold;
Whether the weather is either or not;
It is weather we like it or not!

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A tutor who tooted the flute,
Tried to tutor two tooters to toot,
Said the two to the tutor,
Is it tougher to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?

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Tomorrow's Yesterday is Today;
And Yesterday's Tomorrow is also Today,
But Today's Yesterday was Yesterday's Today;
So Tomorrow's Today is Today's Tomorrow!

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

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MORE!!!!

Shayari

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    बरसों ग़म-ए-गेसू में गिरफ़्तार तो रखा,
    अब कहते हो कि तुम ने मुझे मार तो रखा;

    कुछ बे-अदबी और शब-ए-वस्ल नहीं की,
    हाँ यार के रूख़्सार पे रूख़्सार तो रखा;

    इतना भी ग़नीमत है.......

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    Tanhai Mere Dil Mein Samati Chali Gayi;
    Kismat Bhi Apna Khel Dikhati Chali Gayi;
    Me.......

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    दूर है आपसे तो कुछ गम नहीं!
    दूर रह कर भूलने वाले हम नहीं!
    .......

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    अल्फ़ाज़ के कुछ तो कंकर फ़ेंको,

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Jokes

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    एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
    और;
    एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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    Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks l.......

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    Master Ji Ek Hotal Men Khali Katori Me Roti Dubodubo Kar Kha Rahe The
    Water Ne Pucha "Master Ji Khal.......

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    भारतियों का टैलेंट… !!

    जहाँ से ‘स्पीड ब्रेकर’ टूटा हो वहाँ से गाड़ी निकालने का टैलेंट ज़रूर होता है।
    पर गाड़ी धीरे नही करेगें..!

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    और जब भी किसी मंद.......

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