I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I'm busy now. can i ignore you some other time ?

I don't insult people. i just describe them.

What is self insult ??? best one... an angry boss - tumne kabhi gadha dekha hai ? employee (head down)- no sir !!! boss- nichey kya dekh rahe ho. look at me!!!

Lo ji aaj phir pathan ne kamal kr diya, pathan ne 30 rupay ki lotteri li, phir 1 coror ka inaam nikla, tax kaat kr 90 lakh milay, pathan: hum ko poora paisa chahiye, warna hamara 30 rupay wapis kar do...,

Get bad grades, family will insult you.
Get good grades, buddies will insult you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more!.

Warning:
My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just never know what's gonna come out of it!

How can you face your problem if your problem is your face!

The more I know people, the more I know why God created the middle finger!