Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey

If you're going to be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.

Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head.

I like you. people say i've no taste, but i like you.

Do u practice being this ugly?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I'm busy now. can i ignore you some other time ?

I don't insult people. i just describe them.

What is self insult ??? best one... an angry boss - tumne kabhi gadha dekha hai ? employee (head down)- no sir !!! boss- nichey kya dekh rahe ho. look at me!!!