Do u practice being this ugly?

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works..

If you are shameless, you would do as you wish.

Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

I'm busy now. can i ignore you some other time ?

I don't insult people. i just describe them.

What is self insult ??? best one... an angry boss - tumne kabhi gadha dekha hai ? employee (head down)- no sir !!! boss- nichey kya dekh rahe ho. look at me!!!

Lo ji aaj phir pathan ne kamal kr diya, pathan ne 30 rupay ki lotteri li, phir 1 coror ka inaam nikla, tax kaat kr 90 lakh milay, pathan: hum ko poora paisa chahiye, warna hamara 30 rupay wapis kar do...,

Get bad grades, family will insult you.
Get good grades, buddies will insult you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more!.

Warning:
My mouth is like a magician's hat... you just never know what's gonna come out of it!