Teacher- pappu ek story sunao with moral. . . pappu- maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha. . . moral- jaisi karni wsi bharni..:d:d
एक सरदारनी बेहोश हो गयी..!! डॉक्टर – ये तो मर गयी है । जब उसको जलाने लगे तो वो उठ बैठी और बोली…. ” मैं जिंदा हूं..!! सरदार- चुपचाप पड़ी रह गवार, तू डॉक्टर से ज्यादा जानती है क्या ? जलाओ जी जलाओ.!!!
Patni : tumhe pata hai ladke or ladki ko alag alag bhimari hoti hai. pati : kaise? maine to ye kahi bhi nahi suna ya na hi dekha. patni : tum to pagal ho “ kya tumne dekha nahi ki lady nurse sirf lady ka hi checkup karti hai gents ka nahi.
An arab’s interview in u.s embassy consultant: “what is your name?” arab: “abdul aziz, sir” consultant: “sex?” arab: “six to ten times a week” consultant: “no no, i mean male or female?” arab: “both, male and female and sometimes even camels” consultant: “holy cow” arab: “yes, cows and dogs too” consultant: “man, isnt it hostile?” arab: “horse style, dog style, any style” consultant: “ohhh dear” arab: “deer? nop, they run too fast“
Santa: mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri gf ka no:le liya. banta: fir kya hua..? santa: bewakoof kal raat se apni bahen ko romantic msgs bhej raha hai.
A bus full of ugly people met a fairy who gives them one wish each. the first said, “make me gorgeous!” and so the fairy did. the rest followed with the same wish. when the fairy came to the last person, he was laughing as he said his wish: “make them all ugly again!”
1 baar 1 ladka 1 ladki se bahut pyar karta hai. . . wo ladka 1 din himmat karke usladki ke pass jaakar bolta hai . boy :- hi.. girl :- hi.. boy :- how are you? girl :- i am fi9 and you? boy :- me too fi9.. . mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha girl :- haan bolo...... boy:-i likeu do u like me girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... boy:- i love you very much.. you are myworld. girl :- sorry i hate u u u u ladka rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . ladki use ignore karke 2 dino baad study ke liye wahan se lahore chali jaati hai.. . ladka uski yaad me man hi man me udaas rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . frnd :-"jab wo tumhe pyar nahi karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "tab ladke ne jo answer diya, usse uski frnd ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. ladke ne bola :- . "haseel karke to har koi pyar kar sakta hai magar khokar bhi kisi ko chahna hi asli pyar hai
Its hard to sleep when you know how burdened your mind is... it is even harder going to sleep . . . . when you know there is left over pizza n ice cream in the fridge... ;) :d .
A biker saw one girl about to jump off a bridge...so he stopped.. biker: what are u doing? girl: committing suicide biker: well before u die i wish to i kiss u girl : okk (after kissing) biker : woww dat was da best kiss in my life...but why are you committing suicide? girl : because my parents don't like me dressing like a girl biker jumped off the bridge :d :d
It's really hard to see people change... especially ....when they change their clothes in front of you..:d