Improve your g.k. 1. national sister- mamta banerjee 2. national girlfriend- sunny leone 3. national tension- salman khan's marriage 4. national bachelor- rahul gandhi 5. national dehshat- sequel of ra.one 6. national food- kasam 7. national struggler- abhishek bachchan 8. national judge- archana puran singh 9. national mom- sonia gandhi 10. national jamaai- robert vadra 11. national book- face book 12. national robot-manmohan singh 13. natonal bank- swiss bank 14. national god- sachin tendulkar 15. national show- comedy nights with kapil 16. national tiger- narendra modi 17: national time pass - whatsapp
Girl: mat kar picha mera ek din royega . . . bahar college k tu samose ki dukan kholega, . . . boy: tu mt thukra mera pyar, ek din pachtayegi, . . . . . usi dukan pe bartan manjti nazar aayegi! . hahaha thoko likes!
One day, a boy goes to school. he enters the classroom, and his friend throws a ball of paper at him, hits his head shout: "whooo! head shots! so the boy turns around, picks up a book & smacks his friend on the face and yells: "bang! facebook!
6 things we can say in school: 1.im tired 2.im cold 3.i don't get it 4.i'm hungry 5.what time is it? 6.i want to go home
Pare 1:pre, what's your biggest fantasy? pare 2:to be kissed by someone in the rain. how about you? pare: to be that someone, pare.
3 stupid stages of life! teenage: have time + energy...but no money. working age: have money + energy...but no time. old age: have time + money...but no energy.
An elderly couple were in church. the wife leaned over and whispered to her husband, "i just let out a long silent fart... what should i do?" the husband replied, "replace the batteries in your hearing aid."
Apple was going to make a smaller version of ipod touch for kids. until they realized that 'itouch kids' sounded really wrong and awkward.
बंता: बिल्ला इतनी शराब क्यों पीता है? संता: वो ज्यादा शराब सिर्फ टेंशन में पीता है! बंता: उसको किस बात की टेंशन है! संता: यही कि वह शराब ज्यादा पीता है!
लड़की – घर पर कोई नहीं है शाम को आ जाना लड़की (रात को अचानक) – जल्दी से उठो पापा आ गए हैं गेट पे लड़का – अरे यार मरवा दिया आज लड़की – जल्दी खिड़की से नीचे कूदो लड़का – अरे लेकिन ये तो 13 वीं मंजिल है लड़की – . . . . डार्लिंग ये कोई शगुन अपशगुन सोचने का वक्त नहीं है लड़का वहीं बेहोश
Teacher- pappu ek story sunao with moral. . . pappu- maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha. . . moral- jaisi karni wsi bharni..:d:d