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I wish girls had more talents but sadly they only have one and that is crying!

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Though girls can't find their keys in their purse; but just give them WiFi, they'll find the name, address and blood type of a girl you held hands with in 2nd grade!

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Women have three sides:
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see

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Why do women take men for granted?
They like to believe if they can train one, they can train all!

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After seeing great leadership of Indian coaches, today one thing is proven...
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that if women listen to men, they can achieve wonders!

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Men are like Mascara, they usually run at the first sight of emotion!

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Women look at weddings as a beginning of romance, while men look at weddings as an end of romance!

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Average Male weight - 72kgs
Average Female weight - 60kgs
Who knew a working brain weighed 12kgs more!

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Women have many faults. It's true.
While men have only two... Everything they Say and Do!

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Men don't become more mature as they age, they become better at hiding how immature they really are!

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When a husband stays alone for a night, the fridge gets over 100 views in just a few hours!

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Men are smarter than women.
You have always heard - Intelli'Gents'!
Have you ever heard - Intelli'Ladies'?

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MORE!!!!

Shayari

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    बरसों ग़म-ए-गेसू में गिरफ़्तार तो रखा,
    अब कहते हो कि तुम ने मुझे मार तो रखा;

    कुछ बे-अदबी और शब-ए-वस्ल नहीं की,
    हाँ यार के रूख़्सार पे रूख़्सार तो रखा;

    इतना भी ग़नीमत है.......

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    Tanhai Mere Dil Mein Samati Chali Gayi;
    Kismat Bhi Apna Khel Dikhati Chali Gayi;
    Me.......

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    दूर है आपसे तो कुछ गम नहीं!
    दूर रह कर भूलने वाले हम नहीं!
    .......

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    अल्फ़ाज़ के कुछ तो कंकर फ़ेंको,

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    एक झूठ आपकी जिंदगी के 5 मिनट कम कर देता हैं;
    और;
    एक मुस्कुराहट आपकी जिंदगी.......

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    Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks l.......

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    Master Ji Ek Hotal Men Khali Katori Me Roti Dubodubo Kar Kha Rahe The
    Water Ne Pucha "Master Ji Khal.......

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    भारतियों का टैलेंट… !!

    जहाँ से ‘स्पीड ब्रेकर’ टूटा हो वहाँ से गाड़ी निकालने का टैलेंट ज़रूर होता है।
    पर गाड़ी धीरे नही करेगें..!

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    और जब भी किसी मंद.......

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