Knock knock
Who's there?
Ash
Ash who?
Bless you!

How do billboards talk?
Sign language!

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction!

How does NASA organize parties?
They planet!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn't peeling well!

How do you cut the ocean in half?
Use a sea saw!

Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!

What's blue that doesn't weigh much?
Light Blue!

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!

Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!

Today a girl said she recognized me from vegetarian club, but I'm sure I've never met herbivore!

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth...
Then it just becomes a soap opera!