Without Punjabis, Whatsapp looks like a graveyard.
#Internetban

Punjabis can't even be made fools by anyone. Internet services suspended to let them remain smart.
#Internetservicessuspended

Punjabis are so far ahead of everything. Now they are the first to stay without internet and social media for 30 hours.
#internetsuspension

Imagine giving all your data to a Govt in form of Aadhaar which can't even ensure safety of class 10th exam paper!

Boy: Breakup hurts the most.
Girl: Kabhi Maths Ka Paper Phir Se Diya Hai?

I am losing my temper over the trending of #balltempering instead of #balltampering on Twitter!

Daler Mehndi is really special.
Because Punjabis don't get out of bars so fast!

The last date of linking Aadhar to bank accounts, and wait for Achhe Din are similar.
Extended indefinitely!

What's the difference between Achchhe Din and Karan-Arjun?
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Karan-Arjun Aa Gaye The!

Don't drink and drive is old,
Don't drink and bath is new!

A new company launched by Lalit Modi, Vijay Mallya and Nirav Modi:
Hindustan Leaver!

Infosys CEO is getting 16.25 Cr salary per year...
Virat Kohli is getting 17 Cr for 2 months in IPL...
Kids are now confused whether to study or go out and play!