Shraddha kapoor's luck - aashiqui2 mein she got a drunkard, ek villain mein gangster and now haider mein terrorist.:d:d
Ek chuhe ne poora suit kutar kar kha liya, phir bhi bhukh se mar gaya, batao kyu? kyun ki wo suit mallika sherawat ka tha.:d:d
When sunny leone came to comedy nights with kapil. a guy from the audience says: ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. maine aapki saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: guru, har peela fruit aam nhi hota, glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
See shradha kapoor's luck. movie 1:- aashiqui 2 me bewda mila. movie 2:- ek villain me gunda (lafanga) mila. baap ne koi acche karm kiye hote toh koi hero milta na.
Amitabh bachan public toilet se poora bheeg ke nikla. jaya bachan: aap toh susu karne gaye the? ab: jaise mein andar gaya koi kamina bola "amitabh bachchan" aur sab meri taraf ghoom gaye...????
Wakt jaise theher gya hai yehin, har taraf aik ajab udasi hai beqarari ka aik aesa alam hai jism tanha hai rooh pyasi hai...
Gabbar shooting karte hue sambha se bolta hai. gabbar: “gande” samba: “tu ganda” gabbar gusse se: “gande” samba: “tu ganda” gabbar gusse se: “abbey bhonsdi ke gun de gun“:d:d
Everyday sunny leone creates new history.... . . . . . . . . . then we have to go to settings and clear that history......
Gabbar fucking basanti at night in a dark room.. gabbar: ek baat sach bata basanti, veeru se jyada maza aaya ke nahi..? basanti: ek baat tu b bata gabbar , tujhe bhi maza aaya kya...? gabbar: zindgi me pehli baar itna maza aaya... basanti: toh kutte light jala ke dekh, main basanti nahi mausi hoon..!
Alia bhat - safola oil to de diya bhaiya. iske sath ka gift nahi diya. shopkeeper - isske sath koyi gift nahi hai. alia - ullu matt banao isme likha hai "cholesterol free".:d:d
Dear trisha, teri maa ka sakinaka, bc dimag kharab kar diya hai ek hafte se.. gayab tu ho gayi aur tension mere gharwalo ko ho rahi hai!.:d:d
Salman khan agar paad bhi de to uske bakchod fans - "bhai kya pada hai bhai , bhai kya kushboo hai bhai,, bhai gxand hai ya perfume ki dukan bhai".:d:d