Two pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. when they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. after 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "wow! this is the very best sex i had in years: i wonder how the girls are doing?"
Two pathan couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. when they get there, one couple suggests they indulge in partner-swapping as a trial. after 2 hours of solid sex by the fireside, the guy turned to his new partner and said, "wow! this is the very best sex i had in years: i wonder how the girls are doing?"
A husband is overjoyed when he discovers that his wife is a virgin. he asks his wife, "i wanna kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity. wife: kiss my ass and my pathan boyfriend.
Pathan's wife: have you heard? professor hamid from our apartment house is a gay. pathan: waw, what a surprise! i have been sleeping with him for half of a year, but never knew he was a professor!
Pathan and sindhi got into a heated argument. while arguing, sindhi shouted, "kiss my ass!" pathan: this is not the time to be romantic!
2 pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. they exchanged partners on the 2nd night. after 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
Sindhi: how many wives do you have? pathan: six. sindhi: so you really have to work hard. but thank god, you get rest on sundays... pathan: hardly. some brother-in-law or the other comes to meet her sister on sunday!
Breaking news: hina rabbani's husband and his husband, firoz gulzar who is a pathan are upset with each other. the bone of contention is bilawal bhutto as both like him a lot.
As the food inspector walked around the bakery he noticed pathan pressing down the outside of the fruit pies with his thumb. inspector: hey you, don't you have a tool for that? pathan: yeah, but i use that for putting holes in the doughnuts!