Why is 1st April celebrated as All Fools' Day? Because after paying all the taxes uptill 31st March, we all start working for the government again from 1st April!
Santa went to a restaurant with his family. He ordered food... . . Ate it... . . Paid and went back home. . .. ... No jokes... It's MARCH closing... Be serious!
Pehlan, 31 March Nu Darr Lagda Si Ki... Je Fail Ho Gaye, Tann Ghar De Kuttange. Hunn Tan Cha Chad Janda Hai Ke Thake Tutange! Happy 31st March!
Girlfriend: Hey baby, What're your plans for the weekend? Boyfriend: Income Tax Returns. Girlfriend: Hey, first part kab release hua tha? Boyfriend: Jaa Meri, Maa. Tu Ghar Ja! Happy 31 March!